you haven't lived

until you have experienced a presidential election season in small texas town. i think that i could spontaneously combust if i hear one more declaration of "obama's gonna take our guns away!" from a twelve year old. i saw a bumper sticker today that said something like "democratic votes cause $4 gasoline". the irony to anyone with either all their teeth or an IQ higher than 12 is that this sticker was on a big ass dodge ram. shouldn't i be watching the debate right now? yeah probably.